Vacation Sex in Canada - A Guide to the Country

Many couples and families are often attracted to Canada as a vacation paradise. If you are from the southern states, the somewhat cooler summertime climate can be very attractive. Much of Canada is wilderness, but the southern parts of Canada will vie with any world city as far as lifestyle and access to modern conveniences. This is no third world nation. If you are touring Canada (and if you decide to make several excursions over several years because it is a lot larger than the entire United States, and all of Europe (excluding Russia) combined, you will likely find that there are many times when you would like to sneak away and have a little private action. Canada literally has millions of suitable places, which are just too numerous to mention. The following is a 2 minute guide to our favorite nooky spots in Canada.

Newfoundland

Castle Hill National Historic Site has an old seventeenth century fort called "Placentia". It is located strategically on the coast and was designed to protect French fishing rights from the predations of the British. Also strategically placed within this old fort are lots of nooks and crannies for you and your partner to sneak away from tour groups and enjoy some quickie private strategy sessions. Just be careful that the local gendarmes do not find you and turn your afternoon delight into a BDSM torture session.

PEI

Prince Edward Island was the first province to complete their portion of the Trans Canada Trail. It is called the Confederation Trail in PEI, and is a beautiful hike through all sorts of Maritime ecologies. From groves to meadows to rivers and wetlands, there are many beautiful and scenic spots to stop and take some alone time. Try to find a quiet and private spot away from the main hiking path though, unless getting caught is something you’ll enjoy…

Nova Scotia

Nova Scotia has some amazing vistas. One of the most awing is the tidal bore on the Bay of Fundy. The shape of this bay is like a giant funnel, and when the tide comes in, the effect of the water rising is multiplied to the point that the tide comes in like a giant wave. Almost like a small tsunami. You will find no end of parks along the shores of this bay, and thus many private places to perform your own tidal bore with your spouse.

New Brunswick

 One really cool site to visit is the magnetic hill near Moncton New Brunswick. You and stop your car at the bottom of the hill, put it in neutral, and it will actually roll uphill. Once it gets to the top of the hill, you could stop and see if the magnetic attraction in this area has had any beneficial effects on your animal magnetism. Just test it out with your partner.

Quebec

Recently I was on vacation in Quebec in a place called Ham Nord. Near a cemetery on the main road is a path to an old river coming down from a mountain. Through the centuries, it has cut through the rock and made a gorgeous series of little waterfalls. When the water levels are low, you can get in and actually spend time underneath the waterfall and get cozy with someone special. A very romantic place to make love.

Ontario

Of course when you think of Ontario, you think of Niagara Falls. One of the wonders of the modern world, this traditional honeymoon haven is a great place to pass the time, including a world class casino, and a world class marine world. See the sites, have some supper, do a little gambling, then retire to your room where you can see if good luck falls your way in another sense.


Alberta

The Cheltenham Badlands of Ontario are nothing at all when compared to the scope of what Alberta has to offer. If you are into roughing it, you’ll love the Alberta Badlands even more! There’s Brook, Alberta, where you can go digging for bones in Dinosaur Provincial Park. And if you can’t find any fossils, get yourself a private spot and dig for a different kind of bone, if you know what I mean.|For those of you who are into greener pleasures, it is hard to top Banff National Park. Located just outside of Calgary, the park starts in the foothills of the Rockies and winds through a long valley bordered by touring mountains, like Mount Eisenhower. Truly stunning in grandeur everywhere you look. Elk and Black bear wander along the side of the highway the cuts through the middle of the park. You can stay at Lake Louise and enjoy a glacier hike with world class dining. Paddle a canoe on the lake, and when you are finished paddling the canoe, you can get into some more kinky paddling with each other. 

Manitoba

Lake Winnipeg has some beautiful fishing,  sailing and camping activities in the summer. One of the largest fresh water lakes in the world, Lake Winnipeg rivals the size of two of the great lakes. And while you are fishing around, you might catch some amorous advances from your partner. Making love in a small boat is an interesting and unique activity. Try it, maybe you can learn to make love in a canoe like any real Canadian can!

Saskatchewan

In the northern part of Saskatchewan is the City of Saskatoon. I typical sprawling prairie city set on the forks of two rivers, there are many attractions to see. Including the Wanuskewin Heritage Park just north of the city. This is a facility that shows the heritage of the Cree Indians who are native to this area. Maybe you can convince the authorities to let you make love in one of the exhibit Teepees..

British Columbia

You have to assume that the 800 year old fir trees in Cathedral Grove on Vancouver Island have seen their fare share of everything. But when was the last time they saw a couple getting busy against their huge 250 foot trunks? Find a quiet and private tree and get wood against some wood. In 800 more years, they’ll have some interesting tales to tell the aliens that can talk to plants.

Yukon

If you decide to venture to the far north of Canada, you should plan to do it in the summer. Winter is just too unpredictable and it is no place for casual tourists. If you do venture into the Yukon in the summer, you will experience very long days and very short nights. In fact, if you are at Dawson in the middle of June, you can read a book at midnight. A couple interesting things to do while in Dawson are to gamble at Diamond Tooth Gerties, Pan for Gold, take a guided river tour, or best yet, drink a Sour Toe Cocktail at the Sourdough Saloon in the "Downtown Hotel". The sour toe cocktail is a drink with a somewhat mummified human toe inside of it.  After you have finished your cocktail, you can retire to your room to enjoy a different type of cocktail with your partner as well as explore whatever toe fetishes, you might have.

NWT

In the Nahanni National Park in the Northwest Territories is a lovely spot called the Virginia Falls. It is twice as tall as Niagara Falls, and falls almost 300 feet down to the rocks below. Rent a canoe and take the scenic route around this marvel while you’re sex lover gets low in the boat and you can trade oral pleasures while watching this awesome natural beauty.

Nunavut

If you are in Nunavit, you might want to set  your sites on Iqaluit on Baffin Island in Frobisher Bay. Watching polar bears is the local pastime. You may also want to experience the interesting taxi service where cabs operate more like buses with custom destinations, but you have to share the cab with anyone who flags it. After you have toured the settlement for the 30 minutes that would take, and you get bored of watching polar bears, then you and your partner can partake in the next most favorite activity, and that is mutual sexual satisfaction.


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