Grinning Your Way Through Life

First dates are always a challenge. You are always hoping for the best, but often what you get is the worst. Somewhere up there, God must be always laughing at the continual joke that he foisted on the human race. The first date. Why is it so tough to get through? One problem of course is the choice of venue. If the guy is not forthcoming in where you are going, or if you are not sure how classy the place is, it is tough to dress for. I mean you are always trying to look sexy, but sexy for one venue might look a bit trashy in another. Of course the biggest concern is not clothes at all. You are most likely preoccupied with the fact that you might not hit it off with the guy and the evening could play out forever. Most of the time you will have decided in about twenty minutes that this is not going to work out, but you feel obligated to spend the rest of the date making nice. Especially if the poor sod has really put himself out for you. Most of us have a lot of issues just walking out of a first date within the first few minutes. It as if you have not given them a chance. In the end, you stick it out hoping for the best. My problem is that I am non-confrontational, and so I just sit there and try to make polite conversation for the duration of my sentence. Usually, after a bad date, I just ignore them if they try to call. If they do not call me, I count my blessings while secretly fuming that he should have at least called so I could ignore him.

In any event, I have finally found a way to keep entertained when I am out on a bad date.

Even if you are out with a steady boyfriend, he might run into work associates and spend the evening talking shop, thus leaving you pretty much out of the conversation. More likely to happen, and even worse in my mind, is him running into his pals and talking about sports all night. I am not into sports. I mean when you look at athletes on screen, they have all this protective gear or baggy clothing on. I mean, there might be eye candy galore, but who can see it. And video games? Give me a break. Looking at a bunch of make believe characters hack away at each other is hardly fun.  To listen to the animated way that gamers talk you would think that there is nothing more important in the world, but to me it is like watching flies mating. I am sorry for segueing into that topic, but as you can see it is a sore point with me. A real date killer!

My issue is that polite has been hammered into me from the time I was crawling. It is in my bones. As a consequence, I just cannot walk out of a bad date. So I often sit there, watching the clock crawl as my date tries to make conversation,  hoping beyond hope that the evening will end. Have you ever wished to be struck down by a meteor on a date? I have.After all, if someone has bored me senseless, or even worse, ignored me all night, it is highly unlikely that I will make love to them. Of course that means that I will likely just go home and pleasure myself.

So while being bored to death one night, my mind got to wandering a bit as I made a mental note to make sure that I put fresh batteries in my little pleasure rod.  I was in a sex shop with a girl friend of mind a few days ago and we had giggled over a pair of vibrator panties. At the time we just laughed at how inferior they would be to a regular vibrator. But tonight a possible good use came to mind. The following day found me picking up a pair with a remote control attachment.

When I dressed for my next date, I put on my undulating unmentionables. As I thought, when we arrived at our local drinking establishment, my escort du jour ends up in a two hour discussion on the recent NFL draft or some such nonsense. After about 5 minutes, I gave my pulsating panties a try. It was amazing! Suddenly, I did not give a damn what they were talking about.  So I sat there the rest of the night with a dazed look on my face pretending to be engrossed in the game on the set over the bar. By the end of the evening, I had even learned to manipulate the controls so that I could orgasm right at the point of a goal, so everyone thought that I was really into the game.

It worked out so well that it has now become my standard date wear.  For those nights were I am not being bored or ignored, I simply change out my electronic panties for regular ones before heading back home with him. If for no other reason than to stop any strange looks as we take our clothes off.

A short time later, I was in our weekly sales meeting listening to our management team preaching to us about quarterly targets, last quarter results, and new sales quotas. Needless to say, they were raising them again so that they could look good to their bosses. I was fighting off sleep and getting a migraine headache. I have never understood the purpose of such meetings. I mean, how are they supposed to help us get more sales. They never talk techniques or tactics, they only put pressure on us! It would be a lot better if they put as much time into market research so they could build better products that consumers would want more.  Enough about that. I started to daydream, then sort of had a flashback to the previous Saturday night when my boyfriend and his pals ignored me most of the night. They were spewing similar nonsense, but I did not care because I had on my magic pants. All of a sudden the idea took full bloom in my head! I could handle boring stuff at work the same way I handled boring dates! So the next week, I tried it out.  Suddenly, I had a whole new perspective. And with my skill at manipulating them so well honed, I was able to time my orgasm to coincide with the end of the meeting. The boss gave me approving looks for my enthusiasm. And the best thing was that the panties were quiet enough that nobody could hear. Well, one thing led to another, and before long I had a drawer full of passion panties.  Everyone at work lately remarks how happy I always am now. They all assume of course that I have a new lover or something. But I will never tell!  So I sit there smugly. They cannot figure out the source of the turnaround. My new nickname at work is Cheshire Cat!

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How To Stimulate A Male Orgasm

 The male orgasm can be a complex experience, the major function of the male orgasm is the ejaculation, however some men do not ejaculate with orgasm. The female orgasm is however still a bit of a debate as to why it happens, some believe it is only to help the sperm along on their journey toward the egg (ovum).

 Most men have little knowledge with their G-spot, some men don't know that they have one. Some of you will be surprised to learn that the male prostate is in fact the equivalent to the women's G-spot. Not many people out there are acquainted with this fact. It is also easier to find the male G-spot. For some people it may seem weird to explore that area, but if you keep an open mind about it you could experience the best orgasms you could ever hope to have.

FINDING THE MALE G-SPOT

The male G-spot is not that troublesome to locate, however, it does require a little patience. It is between the rectum and the bladder. Lying on your back is about the most convenient way to reach it, so you will likely want to use a bed or a large chesterfield. The process will be easier by elevating your legs slightly. You may also want to try putting a pillow or two under your derriere  to make it easier to reach the right spot. For neophytes take your time and use a gel. Then gently insert a finger into the anus and probe slowly, you will know when you have reached the prostate gland when you come across the chestnut sized lump that is roughly about a finger length inward.

If your partner is on his back your palm should be up, it is actually a good idea to use a rubber glove, but lacking that, make sure that your fingernails are not sharp, and wash your hands thoroughly afterwards before touching yourself anywhere. Keep in mind that not all men like prostate stimulation just as many females love having their G-Spot massaged and others find it distracting. Once found and properly stimulated it will provide men with an orgasm that is more dynamic than they have ever had with regular intercourse.

Prostate milking as it is also called also enables the man to have multiple orgasms that are longer in duration and gives them the ability to ejaculate without being sexually excited before hand. It has been noted that the orgasms achieved this way can be 4 times more exciting and can persist for five minutes. It provides what is known as a full body orgasm.

THINGS TO CONSIDER
 Before you and your better half engage in prostate stimulation or milking, it would be best if you take the time to do it slowly and gently. Some people will actually have a nice hot bath before they proceed. Using a finger is the best way to locate and provide stimulation to the G-spot if you are afraid or you are a beginner, there are sexual devices you can purchase that can enhance your experience as well. You should mixing techniques as well. Rubbing the penis while stimulating the G-spot is one option.

SOME MISCONCEPTIONS

It has often been believed that for a man to stimulate his own G-spot is unnatural or gay, which is the main reason why it is seldom talked about. G-Spot stimulation is as normal as having intercourse, it is not sick, strange or perverted, and it is not only for homosexual men. There is nothing  wrong with enjoying the pleasures of self stimulation. As a very powerful sex gland it can cause a very dynamic orgasm, and it is entirely normal to experiment with it.


“BE CAREFUL”

There are some risks associated with prostate milking if it is not performed correctly|. Excessive force on the prostate gland could lead to serious health conditions such as Gangrene, Hemorrhoidal problems, Blood poisoning and Transferring prostate cancer to various parts of the body. The amount of recommended pressure on the G-spot is comparable to the amount of pressure you would use to rub your eyes with.

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Dates For Open-Minded Ladies

Once in a while, the universe will smile on a single man and hook him up with an open-minded and adventurous woman in his dating life. This is a woman who is not likely to be singing in the church choir on Sundays if you get my drift.  If you hook up with a lady of this nature, you have to go to crazy places on a regular basis. Here are some suggestions if you’re ever lucky enough to get one of these women to go out with you. Have fun!

Nudie Bar

If your women has any sorts of bi-sexual tendencies, she will likely jump at the chance to go to a strip bar. I mean, she will likely enjoy the action as much as you! She might even buy you a lap dance, and vise-versa! There are some memories to last a lifetime! If you notice that you are getting more attention than usual from the strippers when you are with your girl it is not your imagination. Many strippers dig undressing for other women. Some of them are also bisexual and into threesomes. See if your honey would like to be that kinky. 

A Trip To Your Local Sex Shop

If you’re at the point in your dating relationship with the kinky lady, a great date idea is the adult shop. Go to a bar before the adult shop, and have a drink or two.This will loosen both of you up even more, and by the time you get to the store, you’ll have few inhibitions left. Then you can walk through the aisles and find out what makes her blush. If you see something sexy, tell her you would like to buy it for her. Ask her if there is anything that she wants to get for you? If you are not pushy, you will find that you can easily while away a couple of enjoyable hours. At the end, you might be surprised with what she wants to buy. Just go with it. Be aware that quality sex toys and outfits can put a serious dent in the pocket book. But if there’s anything that is worth the dough, it’s a sex toy!

Role Playing

Sex shop costumes are great for role playing sex. There are lots of cute outfits that are just begging you to slowly take off of her! Most women love it when a man slowly undresses her, and having her reciprocate with you is really cool She can play “Nurse Naughty”, “Sex Teacher”, “Marion the Librarian”, almost anything.

The best way to pick the role to play is to write them all down on separate pieces of paper, and then pick them out of a hat or something.


S&M Parlor

If she is really edgy, you might want to try some BDSM. Best to do this in a BDSM parlor though because they have most of what you need.  Most BDSM is just a show, and not usually painful, so do not be turned off by it.  Do not be afraid to go just because you have never done it before. Most BDSM parlors will help newbies so that they will become regular clientele.



Enough ideas. I will stop now before I bore you. In the off season, most Halloween shops have  sexy costumes to rent as well, so you do not have to have a huge closet full of clothes You may want to even try a murder mystery night out. The right mystery might have you participating in interesting ways. The key is to make it fun, interesting, and above all KINKY!

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Vacation Sex in Canada - A Guide to the Country

Many couples and families are often attracted to Canada as a vacation paradise. If you are from the southern states, the somewhat cooler summertime climate can be very attractive. Much of Canada is wilderness, but the southern parts of Canada will vie with any world city as far as lifestyle and access to modern conveniences. This is no third world nation. If you are touring Canada (and if you decide to make several excursions over several years because it is a lot larger than the entire United States, and all of Europe (excluding Russia) combined, you will likely find that there are many times when you would like to sneak away and have a little private action. Canada literally has millions of suitable places, which are just too numerous to mention. The following is a 2 minute guide to our favorite nooky spots in Canada.

Newfoundland

Castle Hill National Historic Site has an old seventeenth century fort called "Placentia". It is located strategically on the coast and was designed to protect French fishing rights from the predations of the British. Also strategically placed within this old fort are lots of nooks and crannies for you and your partner to sneak away from tour groups and enjoy some quickie private strategy sessions. Just be careful that the local gendarmes do not find you and turn your afternoon delight into a BDSM torture session.

PEI

Prince Edward Island was the first province to complete their portion of the Trans Canada Trail. It is called the Confederation Trail in PEI, and is a beautiful hike through all sorts of Maritime ecologies. From groves to meadows to rivers and wetlands, there are many beautiful and scenic spots to stop and take some alone time. Try to find a quiet and private spot away from the main hiking path though, unless getting caught is something you’ll enjoy…

Nova Scotia

Nova Scotia has some amazing vistas. One of the most awing is the tidal bore on the Bay of Fundy. The shape of this bay is like a giant funnel, and when the tide comes in, the effect of the water rising is multiplied to the point that the tide comes in like a giant wave. Almost like a small tsunami. You will find no end of parks along the shores of this bay, and thus many private places to perform your own tidal bore with your spouse.

New Brunswick

 One really cool site to visit is the magnetic hill near Moncton New Brunswick. You and stop your car at the bottom of the hill, put it in neutral, and it will actually roll uphill. Once it gets to the top of the hill, you could stop and see if the magnetic attraction in this area has had any beneficial effects on your animal magnetism. Just test it out with your partner.

Quebec

Recently I was on vacation in Quebec in a place called Ham Nord. Near a cemetery on the main road is a path to an old river coming down from a mountain. Through the centuries, it has cut through the rock and made a gorgeous series of little waterfalls. When the water levels are low, you can get in and actually spend time underneath the waterfall and get cozy with someone special. A very romantic place to make love.

Ontario

Of course when you think of Ontario, you think of Niagara Falls. One of the wonders of the modern world, this traditional honeymoon haven is a great place to pass the time, including a world class casino, and a world class marine world. See the sites, have some supper, do a little gambling, then retire to your room where you can see if good luck falls your way in another sense.


Alberta

The Cheltenham Badlands of Ontario are nothing at all when compared to the scope of what Alberta has to offer. If you are into roughing it, you’ll love the Alberta Badlands even more! There’s Brook, Alberta, where you can go digging for bones in Dinosaur Provincial Park. And if you can’t find any fossils, get yourself a private spot and dig for a different kind of bone, if you know what I mean.|For those of you who are into greener pleasures, it is hard to top Banff National Park. Located just outside of Calgary, the park starts in the foothills of the Rockies and winds through a long valley bordered by touring mountains, like Mount Eisenhower. Truly stunning in grandeur everywhere you look. Elk and Black bear wander along the side of the highway the cuts through the middle of the park. You can stay at Lake Louise and enjoy a glacier hike with world class dining. Paddle a canoe on the lake, and when you are finished paddling the canoe, you can get into some more kinky paddling with each other. 

Manitoba

Lake Winnipeg has some beautiful fishing,  sailing and camping activities in the summer. One of the largest fresh water lakes in the world, Lake Winnipeg rivals the size of two of the great lakes. And while you are fishing around, you might catch some amorous advances from your partner. Making love in a small boat is an interesting and unique activity. Try it, maybe you can learn to make love in a canoe like any real Canadian can!

Saskatchewan

In the northern part of Saskatchewan is the City of Saskatoon. I typical sprawling prairie city set on the forks of two rivers, there are many attractions to see. Including the Wanuskewin Heritage Park just north of the city. This is a facility that shows the heritage of the Cree Indians who are native to this area. Maybe you can convince the authorities to let you make love in one of the exhibit Teepees..

British Columbia

You have to assume that the 800 year old fir trees in Cathedral Grove on Vancouver Island have seen their fare share of everything. But when was the last time they saw a couple getting busy against their huge 250 foot trunks? Find a quiet and private tree and get wood against some wood. In 800 more years, they’ll have some interesting tales to tell the aliens that can talk to plants.

Yukon

If you decide to venture to the far north of Canada, you should plan to do it in the summer. Winter is just too unpredictable and it is no place for casual tourists. If you do venture into the Yukon in the summer, you will experience very long days and very short nights. In fact, if you are at Dawson in the middle of June, you can read a book at midnight. A couple interesting things to do while in Dawson are to gamble at Diamond Tooth Gerties, Pan for Gold, take a guided river tour, or best yet, drink a Sour Toe Cocktail at the Sourdough Saloon in the "Downtown Hotel". The sour toe cocktail is a drink with a somewhat mummified human toe inside of it.  After you have finished your cocktail, you can retire to your room to enjoy a different type of cocktail with your partner as well as explore whatever toe fetishes, you might have.

NWT

In the Nahanni National Park in the Northwest Territories is a lovely spot called the Virginia Falls. It is twice as tall as Niagara Falls, and falls almost 300 feet down to the rocks below. Rent a canoe and take the scenic route around this marvel while you’re sex lover gets low in the boat and you can trade oral pleasures while watching this awesome natural beauty.

Nunavut

If you are in Nunavit, you might want to set  your sites on Iqaluit on Baffin Island in Frobisher Bay. Watching polar bears is the local pastime. You may also want to experience the interesting taxi service where cabs operate more like buses with custom destinations, but you have to share the cab with anyone who flags it. After you have toured the settlement for the 30 minutes that would take, and you get bored of watching polar bears, then you and your partner can partake in the next most favorite activity, and that is mutual sexual satisfaction.


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